V Vodka Bar

A dirty rip off of vodka revolution with a cumbersome bunch of weird shots which frankly taste vile.with names like helter skelter and seesaw it was very difficult to identify their contents without one of the precious shots guides. Lovely a shot of grenadine, vodka and gin for a pound, it almost feels like your paying for how ill you quickly begin to feel. The crowd quickly fills the venue though with its rugged dance-floor, grimiest of  toilets and full of groups of short skirted student girls under 18. Thankfully the place is badly lit but that doesn’t stop me wondering why a shell suited chav girl asks me for a pound on the door with no sign of receipt. Love songs mashed up dance music from countless years ago haunt the place.

Overall v bar is an Ibiza wannabe with girls and boys inside with fixed sunglasses on their faces and pill mentalities. There’s Halloween lighting and as i have my last shot i notice that even the  plastic shot glasses are chipped. I try to leave but my shoes are firmly stuck to the floor, hardly worth queuing for fifteen minutes for a bunch of cheap shots that everyone else clearly drops on the floor - 2/10