Coyote Ugly

Yes of course I totally wish this one was as good as the one in the film. Once an hour girls of an average build shake their hips and “booty” to hard rock and metal. The bar is big, hall-like with industrial style warehouse pipes and steel rods protruding from the ceiling and it is dark apart from a neon glow coming from the sides of the bar. The crowd is almost all male. Crowding around the bar watching the women while the place stretches right back until it hits a couple of large booths. Along the back wall is a second bar and off in the corner is a particularly badly maintained set of toilets. the dancing is quite sexy and works to excite the crowd but they really are a bunch of white middle-lower class married men getting away from the wife to the only strip joint in town that hasn’t barred them, except that the girls don’t go all the way here.

Overall a shade on disappointing. beer was $3 a bottle and they served little else. 5/10. Great for size and amusing at the very least.