Cafe Creme Brasserie Bar

A very small new style bar jammed in behind a subway entrance. it is in essence a wide room with a bar and a couple of very cramped tables. You can tell by walking in that the continental beers and lack of traditional selection means this place will be pricey and at £3.30 a pint it is. The bar staff here were appalling, one of the three spoke English and it was hard to get any sense out of her. This place is very dead as well. I’ve been in a lot of pubs in Westminster and this place is very sad and empty despite the nice modern decor. Definitely a tourist trap for that unsuspecting European traveller so steer well clear or bolt out the door before the barman gets his English to gibberish translation book out of his grubby overalls.

This spruced dank abode gets a sorry 2/10.