The Jack Horner Pub (Goodge Street - London)

May 12th, 2008 · 7 Comments

The Jack Horner Pub

This chain pub is long indeed, inside its interior is stretched, the queue at the bar, though short has a long wait and the prices of the alcohols are much inflated. The food is fairly good but in comparison the walk to the toilet down stairs into the vile smelly gut of the place is also long. The centre for Scientology sits down the road, constantly a target for protesters so finding this pub swamped with individuals sporting V for Vendetta masks is a common occurrence, they are from the group called Anonymous. Basically this venue appears to be a bit of a trap, its hauntingly unsociable, its expensive, its layout is out of date and its clientele and well nourished in meme’s.

Overall Jack Horner sits in the corner with the worst of them, not that this direct area has much more to offer but its probably best to walk down towards tottenham court road a bit further and into Soho to find something with more atmosphere and charm, this has none - 3/10

Tags: Fitzrovia and Goodge Warren Street

7 responses so far ↓

1 Will Smith // May 13, 2008 at 1:28 pm

horner is best pub evar
2 Carlton Banks // Jun 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

Horner is awesome, you know now of what you speak.
3 Woll Smoth // Jun 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

i agree. horner is amazing
4 Well Smeth // Jun 18, 2008 at 11:38 am

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
5 Chros Honson // Jun 18, 2008 at 11:43 am

“meme’s”, along with numerous grammatical errors and misspellings.

Learn to proofread.
6 Chris Hansen // Jun 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Personally, I think you’re doing it wrong. I went to the Horner last Thursday and despite the staff being very busy with a delivery (and nearly being knocked over by a barrel roll!) they were very friendly and courteous. But as Murk’s Law dictates, you should give it the benefit of the doubt and try it again before criticising it so harshly.
7 Nod Flenders // Jun 18, 2008 at 12:14 pm

GENTLEMEN

Horner needs a 10