Ronnie and Roxy’s Club

Why is it the British dream to settle down with a loved one, buy a pub and live happily ever after? It seems that this cliche comes out in full force when the locales of Albert square setup a basement club just off the square. The place is popular with one or two VIPs occupying the place and the occasional wedding party hiring out one of the rooms off of the main bar. The bar itself is the centrepiece of the club, accessible on all sides and with a dance-floor sitting beside it, queues never seem to be too long. Perhaps not the perfect fictional bar however, the expensive drinks still look pretty shabby (but then we are hardly likely to see product placement) and the selection behind the bar also looks quite poor. Every now and then a customer gets so drunk they can’t see and drugs see their own way in and out of this place.

Overall this is not a club I think real peole would choose to populate for anything except convienance. Its always packed with locals but it has nothing to really pull in the punters, no gimic other than there is a TV crew present at all times - 4/10